I have some thoughts no one seems to be able to answer ….
1. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? Are we supposed to like it burnt? Someone said it helps a sour stomach. Hah … they can’t fool me.
2. What disease did cured ham actually have? And … why are we eating it? I hope it isn’t contagious.
3. Why does a round pizza come in a square box? I think they’re trying to test our intelligence. Hah … I fooled them. I purchase one slice at a time.
4. If the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat? I’ll bet he wasn’t a professor after all.
5. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? Babies are nice and smooth. I’m off to soak in baby oil.
Come back and see what else Mabel is pondering …..
Mabel 💗
***** Mabel is a ficticious character I’ve created. Any similarities to anyone living or other are purely coincidental.
October 2, 2013 at 11:53 am
Mabel keeps cracking me up, especially with the baby oil lol
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October 3, 2013 at 3:27 pm
She does want to maintain her girlish skin. ~~~~ : – )
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October 7, 2013 at 8:31 pm
:-0 isn’t it too late for her lol p.s hope she doesn’t hear me lol
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October 8, 2013 at 10:38 pm
hahaha … Mabel can be ornery.
Her age has earned her that right.
At 86, she’s a real character.
I won’t tell her. She frightens me. hahaha
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October 9, 2013 at 2:37 am
lol 🙂
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October 1, 2013 at 4:09 am
Funny!
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October 3, 2013 at 3:27 pm
Thanks ….
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September 30, 2013 at 6:11 pm
Mabel should run for office. Any office. 😉
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October 3, 2013 at 4:08 pm
Isn’t she grand??? A bit of a character that has reached the age of not giving a sh-t.
Good ole Mabel. She could probably run a pretty good country. hahaha
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October 4, 2013 at 1:45 pm
There are moments (just tiny moments) when I feel that way. Maybe when I get to be Mabel’s age, my “I don’t give a shizzel” meter will be in full swing!
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September 30, 2013 at 1:47 pm
loved all the pondering…
where do you get them from?
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October 3, 2013 at 3:32 pm
Oh, here and there. It’s my sick sense of humor rising to the top like cream. hahaha
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September 29, 2013 at 10:31 pm
I heard burnt toast make your teeth white. That’s what the extra notches are for. My teeth aren’t quite as white but I haven’t tried burnt toast yet either.
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October 3, 2013 at 4:07 pm
MMMmm … white teeth from burnt toast. I wonder. But, it’s always worth a try. ~~~~ : – )
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September 29, 2013 at 7:12 pm
😀 :-D:-D
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October 3, 2013 at 4:06 pm
~~~ : – )
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September 29, 2013 at 5:42 pm
Ah, I love Mabel’s ponderings!!!
BTW I wonder too about the toasters!!! 😆
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October 3, 2013 at 4:06 pm
She is a character … isn’t she?
I wonder about so many things. I guess I have a child-like imagination.
haha
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September 29, 2013 at 5:16 pm
He was a professor of political science which made him totally useless in the real world.
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September 29, 2013 at 5:33 pm
hahaha … I knew someone would have the answer. Thanks ….
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