CAUTION – ADULT HUMOR
Mabel says ….
A Fairytale about Cinderella … Watch What You Ask For
Cinderella was now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead Prince, she happily sat upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch, with a cat called Alan for companionship.
One sunny afternoon, out of nowhere, appeared the Fairy Godmother. Cinderella said “Fairy Godmother, what are you doing here after all these years?”
The Fairy Godmother replied, “Well, Cinderella, since you have lived a good, wholesome life since we last met, I have decided to grant you three wishes. Is there anything for which your heart still yearns?”
Cinderella is overjoyed, and after some thoughtful consideration and almost under her breath she uttered her first wish:
“I wish I was wealthy beyond comprehension.”
Instantly, her rocking chair was turned into solid gold.
Cinderella was stunned. Alan, her old faithful cat, jumped off her lap and scampered to the edge of the porch, quivering with fear.
Cinderella said, “Oh thank you, Fairy Godmother!”
The Fairy Godmother replied, “It’s the least I can do. What does your heart wish for your second wish?”
Cinderella looked down at her frail body, and said, “I wish I were young and full of the beauty of youth again.”
At once, her wish became reality, and her beautiful youthful visage returned.
Cinderella felt stirrings inside her that had been dormant for years and long forgotten vigor and vitality began to course through her very soul.
Then the Fairy Godmother again spoke. “You have one more wish, what will you have?” Cinderella looked over to the frightened cat in the corner and said, “I wish you to transform Alan my old cat into a beautiful, and handsome young man.”
Magically, Alan suddenly underwent so fundamental a change in his biological make-up, that when complete he stood before her, a boy, so beautiful the like of which she nor the world had ever seen, so fair indeed that birds begun to fall from the sky at his feet.
The Fairy Godmother again spoke. “Congratulations, Cinderella. Enjoy your new life.” And, with a blazing shock of bright blue electricity, she was gone.
For a few eerie moments, Alan and Cinderella looked into each other’s eyes. Cinderella sat, breathless, gazing at the most stunningly perfect boy she had ever seen.
Then Alan walked over to Cinderella, who sat transfixed in her rocking chair, and held her close in his young muscular arms.
He leaned in close to her ear, whispered, blowing her golden hair with his warm breath, “I bet you regret having me neutered now, don’t you?
Into each life a little humor shall enter – Mabel’s way
Come back and see what else I’ve been ponderings ….
Mabel 💗
***** FICTION: Mabel is a ficticious character I’ve created. Any similarities to anyone living ot otherwise is purely coincidental.
October 26, 2013 at 4:26 pm
I’m not that much of a online reader to be honest but your sites really nice,
keep it up! I’ll go ahead and bookmark your website
to come back later on. All the best
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November 3, 2013 at 12:18 pm
Super great to hear … thanks
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October 24, 2013 at 12:50 am
Thanks for finally talking about >Ponderings from Mabel ….
| Inside the Mind of Isadora <Loved it!
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November 3, 2013 at 12:17 pm
Thanks …
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October 21, 2013 at 4:35 pm
That made me laugh out loud – very loud!
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October 21, 2013 at 5:14 pm
Mabel has a way of bringing out our belly laughs.
~~~~ : – )
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October 20, 2013 at 11:45 am
A very beautiful story, in which we learn that, not always when we fulfill a desire is and what we really want. I liked the story.
Thank you for sharing. I will follow your blog.
Warm wishes.
Hugs, Stefania 🙂
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October 20, 2013 at 4:35 pm
I like having a bit of a moral in as many things as I can. I don’t always meet that goal but I do try. I’m pleased you enjoyed the story. Mabel is quite a character.
Have a Happy Sunday …
Isadora xo
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October 14, 2013 at 6:21 pm
Naughty Mabel! I love it! 🙂
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October 16, 2013 at 9:52 am
Mabel can be naughty but in a good way and mostly for a fun time.
Once in awhile we need a little let-down-your-hair time. Hope it
brought a big smile or a little belly laugh to your day.
xoxo
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October 14, 2013 at 2:07 pm
i loMabelofve,love,love to read the ponderings
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October 16, 2013 at 9:53 am
She does bring a chuckle now and then.
~~~~~ : – )
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October 14, 2013 at 1:24 pm
Izzy, you got a chuckle out of me. 😀
Thank you for that … I needed after a sleepless night!
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October 16, 2013 at 9:18 am
Mabel can bring a belly laugh out of people.
She’s a hoot. Glad you enjoyed a good laugh,Becca.
Hope you’re nights are more slumber from now on.
xoxo
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October 14, 2013 at 2:19 am
Oh my gosh…how hysterical!! I did not see that coming 🙂
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October 16, 2013 at 9:54 am
Mabel was in the mood for a laugh. Glad she brought one
to your day. A laugh a day … and all that. ~~~~ : – )
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October 14, 2013 at 1:46 am
for adults only:
“I bet you regret
having me neutered …”
+
so don’t reduce
your cats!
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October 16, 2013 at 9:55 am
hahaha … I guess there’s a lesson in that.
Glad you enjoyed, Frizz.
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October 13, 2013 at 9:07 pm
Ah ha ha!!!! All this trouble…! 😆
Brilliant, Issy! 🙂
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October 16, 2013 at 9:56 am
Cinderella never seems to avoid trouble even at that age. LOLOL
She probably should have made different wishes. ~~~~ : – )
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October 13, 2013 at 8:11 pm
Hahaha The law of sod eh?
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October 16, 2013 at 9:50 am
Mabel can be a bit naughty. ~~~~~ : -)
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