What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
He got the stuffing knocked out of him.
Why did they let the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks
What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?
More than enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving
What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
“If your father could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy.”
What sound does a space turkey make?
Hubble, Hubble, Hubble.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken’s day off.
What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo?
A turkey that can pluck itself.
Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of fowl play
What holiday do they celebrate in prison?
Shanksgiving.
What did the turkey say to the computer?
Google, google, google.
Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?
The turkey because he’s already stuffed.
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
Pumpkin pi.
What do you call a stuffed animal?
You after Thanksgiving.
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If I was a turkey, I’d be doing everything I could to taste terrible right now.
Hope these gave you a chuckle
in between your hectic preparations for Thanksgiving.
Blessings to all …
Isadora
November 24, 2016 at 1:06 am
Groaners for sure … but hey … they bring smiles! Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours!
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November 25, 2016 at 7:45 pm
Yes, it’s all about a smile and a chuckle, aFrank.
Blessings of the Season …
Isadora 😎
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November 23, 2016 at 5:25 pm
Very funny Issy, happy Thanksgiving ❤
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November 23, 2016 at 10:39 pm
They are funny, Gilly. I had a good belly laugh when I read them. 😄😁😬
Thank you fro the happy wishes.
Issy 😎
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November 23, 2016 at 2:14 pm
Hahahahaha! Cute jokes!
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November 23, 2016 at 10:38 pm
HILARIOUS …. I enjoyed them too. 😁😄
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November 23, 2016 at 2:23 am
They gave me a chuckle, but fortunately, we’re going to one of my s-i-l’s, so no rushing around. 🙂 Just time to help out and relax.
Happy Thanksgiving, Izzy.
janet
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November 23, 2016 at 12:11 pm
Thanksgiving is a time for giving to those who may not have anything. We usually invite those without family or means to enjoy
a dinner that day at our home. This year will be easier as it will be at our church. ~~~ : – ) Glad you had a good chuckle.
Happy Thanksgiving to you and your family, Janet.
Blessings of Abundance
Isadora 😎
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