Inside the Mind of Isadora

Joke: Life could be Worse

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There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.
“Well, what are you gonna do about it?” he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears.
“Come on, man,” the biker says, “I didn’t think you’d CRY. I can’t stand to see a man crying.”
“This is the worst day of my life,” I say.

“I’m a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don’t have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife with another man… and then my dog bit me.
“So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all.

I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve; and then you show up and drink the whole damn thing!”
But, hell, enough about me.  How are you doing?”

 

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Author: Inside the Mind of Isadora

Intriguing, sensitive, mysterious, loving, artistic and crackling with excitement for life is a pretty good description of who I am. I just retired from the world of art where I sold my Artfully Designed Handmade Jewelry for 28 years; although, art will always be a part of whom I am no matter what venue I choose to express it.

16 thoughts on “Joke: Life could be Worse

  1. Hahahaha! That will show that biker not to bully other people! LOL!!

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  2. Rolling over the floor, belly aching laugh…. 🙂 great story…

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  3. Ha! A bit harsh on the bully, Isadora, but after a day like that something had to go right for the poor guy!
    Fun joke! 😀

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  4. So many “walking into a bar” jokes, so little time. But this was a really good one and brightened a gloomy Monday (not that I’m feeling gloomy, but it’s raining outside.)

    janet

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  5. At first I was wondering how he intended to pay for the drink he ordered but it all became clear. Thanks for making my Monday! 🙂

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  6. I love this joke. Thanks for sharing. Here’s another:

    Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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