There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.
“Well, what are you gonna do about it?” he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears.
“Come on, man,” the biker says, “I didn’t think you’d CRY. I can’t stand to see a man crying.”
“This is the worst day of my life,” I say.
“I’m a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don’t have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife with another man… and then my dog bit me.
“So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all.
I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve; and then you show up and drink the whole damn thing!”
But, hell, enough about me. How are you doing?”
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January 17, 2017 at 2:54 pm
Hahahaha! That will show that biker not to bully other people! LOL!!
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January 17, 2017 at 7:05 pm
PJ, I’m glad you enjoyed and had a little laugh. 😎
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January 17, 2017 at 7:56 pm
Haha! I did!
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January 17, 2017 at 8:59 am
Rolling over the floor, belly aching laugh…. 🙂 great story…
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January 17, 2017 at 7:07 pm
Gerry, Thanks for the hint on how to dust my floors. LOLOL
Glad you had a good chuckle and maybe a little belly laugh. 😎
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January 17, 2017 at 6:27 am
Hilarious!
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January 17, 2017 at 7:08 pm
I think sometimes we just need a little humor to break up the day to day strife.
Gilly, glad I gave you a belly laugh. 😎
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January 16, 2017 at 10:27 pm
Ha! A bit harsh on the bully, Isadora, but after a day like that something had to go right for the poor guy!
Fun joke! 😀
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January 17, 2017 at 7:09 pm
Tom, sometimes, we just need a fun joke to keep us laughing.
Glad you enjoyed … 😎
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January 18, 2017 at 8:50 pm
Indeed we do!
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January 16, 2017 at 7:18 pm
So many “walking into a bar” jokes, so little time. But this was a really good one and brightened a gloomy Monday (not that I’m feeling gloomy, but it’s raining outside.)
janet
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January 17, 2017 at 7:11 pm
Janet, I loved this one too. I hear a lot of jokes but this one was too funny because of the irony.
Glad you read it and enjoyed. Thanks … 😎
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January 16, 2017 at 7:00 pm
At first I was wondering how he intended to pay for the drink he ordered but it all became clear. Thanks for making my Monday! 🙂
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January 17, 2017 at 7:12 pm
LOLOL Emilio, one must not try to figure out the ending before it’s been read.
Jokes don’t make sense until the end. At least, I think so. Glad I was able to make you Monday laughter.
Thanks 😎
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January 16, 2017 at 6:56 pm
I love this joke. Thanks for sharing. Here’s another:
Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.
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January 17, 2017 at 7:13 pm
Oh my … LOL Thanks for the chuckle.
Glad you loved this joke. 😎
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