New United Airlines Mottos:
“Drag and Drop”
“We put the hospital in hospitality”
“Board as a doctor, leave as a patient”
“Our prices can’t be beaten, but our passengers can”
“We have First Class, Business Class and No Class”
“Not enough seating, prepare for a beating”
“We treat you like we treat your luggage”
“We beat the customer. Not the competition”
“And you thought leg room was an issue”
“Where voluntary is mandatory”
“Fight or flight. We decide”
“Now offering one free carry off”
“Beating random customers since 2017”
“If our staff needs a seat, we’ll drag you out by your feet”
“A bloody good airline”
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A friend sent me this joke. I thought I’d post it so you could start your weekend with a smile.
Isadora 😎
Inside the Mind of Isadora 
January 21, 2018 at 9:48 pm
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April 28, 2017 at 5:49 pm
The most succinct one is “A Bloody Good Airline”! Love it.
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April 28, 2017 at 7:26 pm
LOLOL
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April 23, 2017 at 12:26 pm
My morning chuckle! 😆 It’s still unbelievable!
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April 24, 2017 at 9:48 pm
I was horrified when it was first aired on t v. Then, it becasme amusing to see the airline
skirt around the incident. Finally, I laughed. It’s a crazy world. To keep sane one must laugh. 😄
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April 21, 2017 at 10:03 pm
:),:),:)
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April 23, 2017 at 2:29 am
😎
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