Inside the Mind of Isadora

Weekend Humor

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Party Houndยฉartist Al DeLaVega

 

Weekends used to be my downtime from social media.

During our current crisis, it has become media our way of communicating.

To enliven your spirits here is a silly joke.

If you have a post with something humorous, be sure to leave it in the comment area.

I’m always up for a laugh or two. I hope you are too.

LOLOL … Have a Happy Weekend ๐Ÿ˜Ž

 

There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.

“Well, what are you gonna do about it?” he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears.

“Come on, man,” the biker says, “I didnโ€™t think youโ€™d CRY. I canโ€™t stand to see a man crying.”

“This is the worst day of my life,” I say.

“Iโ€™m a complete failure.

I was late for a meeting and my boss fired me.

When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I donโ€™t have any insurance.

I left my wallet in the cab I took home.

I found my wife with another man โ€ฆ and … then my dog bit me.

“So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all.

I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve, and then you show up and drink the whole damn thing!”

โ€œBut hell enough about me,ย  How are you doing?โ€

~~~~~~~

When we think things can’t get any worse, there’s always something lurking.

LOLOL … ๐Ÿ˜Ž

Author: Inside the Mind of Isadora

Intriguing, sensitive, mysterious, loving, artistic and crackling with excitement for life is a pretty good description of who I am. I just retired from the world of art where I sold my Artfully Designed Handmade Jewelry for 28 years; although, art will always be a part of whom I am no matter what venue I choose to express it.

14 thoughts on “Weekend Humor

  1. I love humor! A little dark, but good! Thanks for sharing!
    You asked us to share some as well:

    Here is some COVID Humor

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    • LOLOL … funny. I think we’re all going to be changing the way we interact with people including spouses.
      I love caricature funnies. They’re the ones I read in the newspaper on Sundays as a child.
      Thanks for sharing. Izzy ๐Ÿ˜Ž

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  2. Oh, that was a good one, Izzy! Great ending. I will be following your other story…can’t wait! xoxo

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  3. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚Well… that’ll teach him not to drink another man’s drink huh?!!!! …in the after life anyway! ;-)โค๏ธ

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  4. Talk about a lousy day! Nothing is going right, not even the suicide attempt! lol. Oh well, one mean biker less….

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  5. jijijijijijij. Divertidรญsimo mi amiga! Gracias.

    Shalom y carino,

    Rochelle

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  6. LOLOLOL
    Hysterical. Thanks for the laugh.

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