Weekends used to be my downtime from social media.
During our current crisis, it has become media our way of communicating.
To enliven your spirits here is a silly joke.
If you have a post with something humorous, be sure to leave it in the comment area.
I’m always up for a laugh or two. I hope you are too.
LOLOL … Have a Happy Weekend ๐
There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.
“Well, what are you gonna do about it?” he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears.
“Come on, man,” the biker says, “I didnโt think youโd CRY. I canโt stand to see a man crying.”
“This is the worst day of my life,” I say.
“Iโm a complete failure.
I was late for a meeting and my boss fired me.
When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I donโt have any insurance.
I left my wallet in the cab I took home.
I found my wife with another man โฆ and … then my dog bit me.
“So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all.
I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve, and then you show up and drink the whole damn thing!”
โBut hell enough about me,ย How are you doing?โ
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When we think things can’t get any worse, there’s always something lurking.
LOLOL … ๐
April 7, 2020 at 2:54 pm
I love humor! A little dark, but good! Thanks for sharing!

You asked us to share some as well:
Here is some COVID Humor
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April 7, 2020 at 6:41 pm
LOLOL … funny. I think we’re all going to be changing the way we interact with people including spouses.
I love caricature funnies. They’re the ones I read in the newspaper on Sundays as a child.
Thanks for sharing. Izzy ๐
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March 29, 2020 at 3:17 am
Oh, that was a good one, Izzy! Great ending. I will be following your other story…can’t wait! xoxo
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April 1, 2020 at 12:02 am
I didn’t see the ending coming. I think that’s what makes it so funny. Glad you enjoyed ๐
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March 28, 2020 at 8:32 pm
๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐Well… that’ll teach him not to drink another man’s drink huh?!!!! …in the after life anyway! ;-)โค๏ธ
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April 1, 2020 at 12:01 am
LOL For some reason I had a mental image of the biker guys face which caused me to laugh hysterically. Glad you enjoyed, my friend. We can all use laughter now. Hugs to you ๐๐ค๐ค๐
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April 1, 2020 at 9:07 am
A ha haaaaa….. yes, indeed we do! ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
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March 28, 2020 at 7:20 pm
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March 28, 2020 at 4:36 pm
Talk about a lousy day! Nothing is going right, not even the suicide attempt! lol. Oh well, one mean biker less….
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March 31, 2020 at 11:58 pm
Glad you enjoyed this little bit of humor, Trent. I’m back to writing again. I hope to catch up with your blog. Thanks for stopping by. ๐
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March 28, 2020 at 4:34 pm
jijijijijijij. Divertidรญsimo mi amiga! Gracias.
Shalom y carino,
Rochelle
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March 28, 2020 at 4:36 pm
de nada … que lo goses bien ๐
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March 28, 2020 at 3:34 pm
LOLOLOL
Hysterical. Thanks for the laugh.
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March 28, 2020 at 4:28 pm
LOLOLOL … You welcome
I thought it was hilarious. I do have a sick sense of humor. I don’t know which friend sent it to me but I was happy to get it. Keep the happy feeling in your heart … ๐
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