Inside the Mind of Isadora

Weekend Humor

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Party HoundΒ©artist Al DeLaVega

 

Weekends used to be my downtime from social media.

During our current crisis, it has become media our way of communicating.

To enliven your spirits here is a silly joke.

If you have a post with something humorous, be sure to leave it in the comment area.

I’m always up for a laugh or two. I hope you are too.

LOLOL … Have a Happy Weekend 😎

 

There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.

“Well, what are you gonna do about it?” he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears.

“Come on, man,” the biker says, “I didn’t think you’d CRY. I can’t stand to see a man crying.”

“This is the worst day of my life,” I say.

“I’m a complete failure.

I was late for a meeting and my boss fired me.

When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don’t have any insurance.

I left my wallet in the cab I took home.

I found my wife with another man … and … then my dog bit me.

“So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all.

I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve, and then you show up and drink the whole damn thing!”

β€œBut hell enough about me,Β  How are you doing?”

~~~~~~~

When we think things can’t get any worse, there’s always something lurking.

LOLOL … 😎

Author: Inside the Mind of Isadora

Intriguing, sensitive, mysterious, loving, artistic and crackling with excitement for life is a pretty good description of who I am. I just retired from the world of art where I sold my Artfully Designed Handmade Jewelry for 28 years; although, art will always be a part of whom I am no matter what venue I choose to express it.

14 thoughts on “Weekend Humor

  1. I love humor! A little dark, but good! Thanks for sharing!
    You asked us to share some as well:

    Here is some COVID Humor

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    • LOLOL … funny. I think we’re all going to be changing the way we interact with people including spouses.
      I love caricature funnies. They’re the ones I read in the newspaper on Sundays as a child.
      Thanks for sharing. Izzy 😎

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  2. Oh, that was a good one, Izzy! Great ending. I will be following your other story…can’t wait! xoxo

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  3. πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚Well… that’ll teach him not to drink another man’s drink huh?!!!! …in the after life anyway! ;-)❀️

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  4. Talk about a lousy day! Nothing is going right, not even the suicide attempt! lol. Oh well, one mean biker less….

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  5. jijijijijijij. DivertidΓ­simo mi amiga! Gracias.

    Shalom y carino,

    Rochelle

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  6. LOLOLOL
    Hysterical. Thanks for the laugh.

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