Inside the Mind of Isadora

Weekend Humor – 5

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Pondering some Things …

 

After leaving Walgreens the other day, I started pondering about certain situations.

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Why do drug stores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front counter?

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    Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke?

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Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in our driveways and put our useless junk in the garage?

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 Ever wonder why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

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 Why can’t women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

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 Why don’t you ever see the headline ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?

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 Why is ‘abbreviated’ such a long word?

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 Why is it that doctors and attorneys call what they do ‘practice’?

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 Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?

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 Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

2020©Isadora DeLaVega

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Todays Thought:

Senior Texting: BTW – bring the wheelchair

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Weekends used to be my downtime from social media.

During our current crisis, media has become our way of communicating.

To brighten up your spirits here is a silly bit of humor.

If you have a post with something humorous, be sure to leave it in the comment area.

I’m always up for a laugh or two. I hope you are too.

LOLOL … have a Happy Week 😎

Isadora 😎

Author: Inside the Mind of Isadora

Intriguing, sensitive, mysterious, loving, artistic and crackling with excitement for life is a pretty good description of who I am. I just retired from the world of art where I sold my Artfully Designed Handmade Jewelry for 28 years; although, art will always be a part of whom I am no matter what venue I choose to express it.

8 thoughts on “Weekend Humor – 5

  1. These are pretty funny, and things I’ve wondered about, too. 🙂

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  2. Thanks for the smile and chuckles, Issy. I wonder things like that, too. That mascara one is so true. The psychic one made me think of a call my husband got once from a psychic. She asked him what she was talking to and he said if she were a real psychic, should she know? 🙂

    janet

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  3. Querida Isadora,

    I’ll have to pay attention to my mouth next time I apply mascara. 😉 Muy divertida.

    Shalom y cariño,

    Rochelle

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