The Taxi Driver
A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question.
He tapped him on the shoulder.
The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window.
For a few seconds, everything was silent in the cab.
Then, the still shaking driver said, “I’m sorry but you scared the daylights out of me.”
The frightened passenger apologized to the driver. He said, “I didn’t realize a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten you so much.”
The driver replied, “No, no, I’m sorry, it’s entirely my fault. Today is my first day driving a cab. I’ve been driving a hearse for the last 25 years.”
2020©Isadora DeLaVega
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Todays Thought:
Senior Texting: LMDO – laughing my dentures out
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During our current crisis, media has become our way of communicating.
To brighten up your spirits, here is a silly bit of humor.
Trent hosts a ‘Weekly Smile’ click here to view more fun smiles.
If you have a humorous post, be sure to leave it in the comment area
and pingback to Trent’s World blog.
I’m always up for a laugh or two. I hope you are too.
LOLOL … have a Happy Week 😎
Isadora 😎
November 9, 2020 at 9:18 pm
Thank you for the fun story, Isadora!
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November 9, 2020 at 9:23 pm
I’m pleased you had a good chuckle from this post. Just wondering if my photo url showed up. I think I added it to Avinca’s blog. Was that correct? Anyway … in case you didn’t get the url.
https://isadoraartandphotography.wordpress.com/2020/11/09/lens-artists-photo-challenge-the-sun-will-come-out-tomorrow/
Stay Safe … Isadora 😎
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November 8, 2020 at 10:24 am
Definitely going to follow your blog!
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November 8, 2020 at 7:08 pm
Thank you …
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November 4, 2020 at 7:36 pm
What a fantastic and fun story. I read it, wondering where it was going, and then laughed out loud at the end. THANKS.
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November 7, 2020 at 5:16 pm
I’m pleased you enjoyed my lil funny. Thanks …
Isadora 😎
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November 3, 2020 at 12:08 am
I can see where that might be a problem. Good one, Issy, and I love Al’s fish.
janet
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November 3, 2020 at 4:22 pm
HA HA HA … yes, a bit scary for him. Thanks on Al’s fish.
He’s developing an online site in order to keep creating his artwork.
Art show are coming back here in Florida. I think he’s used to being home.
Online selling might be best for him.
I’m happy I made you smile. VOTE VOTE VOTE … I did.
Be safe … Issy 😎
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November 3, 2020 at 5:19 pm
We voted quite some time ago, as we signed up for permanent early voting when we got our drivers’ licenses. You two be safe, too! ❤
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November 2, 2020 at 9:09 pm
Smiles for my Tuesday morning thanks Isadora 🙂
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November 3, 2020 at 4:19 pm
YUP … you’re in a different time zone. Today, is Tuesday for us.
That’s a smile right there. LOL I’m happy I made your day.
Isadora 😎
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November 2, 2020 at 8:03 pm
Hahaha! Good one.
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November 3, 2020 at 4:18 pm
Happy I made you laugh. It sure is a fun challenge. Join in … soon. 👍
Vote Vote Vote … I did
Isadora 😎
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November 2, 2020 at 6:30 pm
Yep, I think the poor taxi driver has a right to be frightened that first day 😉 On the other hand, the first thing that came to mind was the commercial were the guy puts “Another One Bites the Dust” on the car stereo, and is really jammign out. They then pull back to show that he is driving a hearse…
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November 3, 2020 at 4:17 pm
HA HA HA I haven’t seen the commercial but I could picture the scene. Funny!!!
These smile posts are a joy to read. Thanks for hosting. Be Safe
VOTE VOTE VOTE … I did.
Isadora 😎
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November 3, 2020 at 5:03 pm
Here it is: https://youtu.be/bp_jALfbwEU Very funny!
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