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Weekend Humor – 5

Pondering some Things …

 

After leaving Walgreens the other day, I started pondering about certain situations.

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Why do drug stores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front counter?

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    Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke?

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Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in our driveways and put our useless junk in the garage?

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 Ever wonder why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

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 Why can’t women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

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 Why don’t you ever see the headline ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?

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 Why is ‘abbreviated’ such a long word?

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 Why is it that doctors and attorneys call what they do ‘practice’?

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 Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?

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 Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

2020©Isadora DeLaVega

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Todays Thought:

Senior Texting: BTW – bring the wheelchair

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Weekends used to be my downtime from social media.

During our current crisis, media has become our way of communicating.

To brighten up your spirits here is a silly bit of humor.

If you have a post with something humorous, be sure to leave it in the comment area.

I’m always up for a laugh or two. I hope you are too.

LOLOL … have a Happy Week 😎

Isadora 😎


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Weekend Humor – 4

A Sly Old Poodle

A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her faithful, aged poodle named Cuddles along for the company. 

One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long Cuddles discovers that she’s lost. Wandering about, she notices a leopard heading rapidly in her direction with the intention of having lunch. 

The old poodle thinks, “Oh, oh! I’m in trouble now!”

Noticing some bones on the ground close by, she immediately settles down to chew on the bones with her back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap, the old poodle exclaims loudly, “Boy, that was one delicious leopard! I wonder if there are any more around here?”

Hearing this, the young leopard halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. 

“Whew!” says the leopard, “That was close! That old poodle nearly had me!”

Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So off he goes, but the old poodle sees him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figures that something must be up.

The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard. The young leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, “Here, monkey, hop on my back and see what’s going to happen to that conniving canine!”

The old poodle sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back and thinks, “What am I going to do now?”, but instead of running, the dog sits down with her back to her attackers, pretending she hasn’t seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old poodle says: “Where’s that monkey? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another leopard!”

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Todays Thought:

Cheese that doesn’t belong to you is nacho cheese.

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Weekends used to be my downtime from social media.

During our current crisis, media has become our way of communicating.

To brighten up your spirits here is a silly joke.

If you have a post with something humorous, be sure to leave it in the comment area.

I’m always up for a laugh or two. I hope you are too.

LOLOL … have a Happy Week 😎

Isadora 😎


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Weekend Humor – 3

Lovemaking tips for Seniors

1. Wear your glasses to make sure your partner is actually in the bed.

2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle.

3. Set the mood with lighting. (Turn them ALL OFF!)

4. Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin.

5. Write the partner’s name on your hand in case you can’t remember.

6. Use extra poly grip so your teeth don’t end up under the bed.

7. Have Tylenol or whatever you use ready in case you actually complete the
act.

8. Make all the noise you want … The neighbors are deaf,  too.

9. Don’t even think about trying it twice.

10. If it works, call everyone you know with the good news even if it is 8:00 pm.

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Weekends used to be my downtime from social media.

During our current crisis, media has become our way of communicating.

To brighten up your spirits here is a silly joke.

If you have a post with something humorous, be sure to leave it in the comment area.

I’m always up for a laugh or two. I hope you are too.

LOLOL … have a Happy Week 😎

Isadora 😎


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Weekend Humor – 2

The not so well known family of Vincent Van Gogh

His dizzy aunt —————————— —————– Verti Gogh

The brother who ate prunes———————— ——- Gotta Gogh

The brother who worked at a convenience store —— Stop N Gogh

The grandfather from Yugoslavia —————————– U Gogh

His magician uncle —————————— — Where-diddy Gogh

His Mexican cousin —————————— ———- A Mee Gogh

The Mexican cousin’s American half-brother ———— Gring Gogh

The nephew who drove a stagecoach ————— Wells-far Gogh

The constipated uncle —————————— ——- Kant Gogh

The ballroom dancing aunt —————————— — Tang Gogh

The bird lover uncle —————————— ——– Flamin Gogh

The fruit loving cousin —————————— —– Man Gogh

An aunt who taught positive thinking —————— Way-to-Gogh

The little bouncy nephew —————————— —– Po Gogh

A sister who loved disco —————————— ——– Go Gogh

The uncle who invented shampoo————————Wash’n Gogh

And his niece who travels the country in an RV — Winnie Bay Gogh

I saw you smiling, there you Gogh

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Weekends used to be my downtime from social media.

During our current crisis, it has become media our way of communicating.

To brighten up your spirits here is a silly joke.

If you have a post with something humorous, be sure to leave it in the comment area.

I’m always up for a laugh or two. I hope you are too.

LOLOL … Have a Happy Weekend 😎