Inside the Mind of Isadora


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Weekend Humor – 5

Pondering some Things …

 

After leaving Walgreens the other day, I started pondering about certain situations.

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Why do drug stores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front counter?

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    Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke?

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Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in our driveways and put our useless junk in the garage?

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 Ever wonder why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

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 Why can’t women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

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 Why don’t you ever see the headline ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?

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 Why is ‘abbreviated’ such a long word?

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 Why is it that doctors and attorneys call what they do ‘practice’?

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 Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?

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 Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

2020©Isadora DeLaVega

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Todays Thought:

Senior Texting: BTW – bring the wheelchair

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Weekends used to be my downtime from social media.

During our current crisis, media has become our way of communicating.

To brighten up your spirits here is a silly bit of humor.

If you have a post with something humorous, be sure to leave it in the comment area.

I’m always up for a laugh or two. I hope you are too.

LOLOL … have a Happy Week 😎

Isadora 😎


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Pondering from Mabel ….

Grandma Rockin'Mabel says ….

I have some things I’ve been ‘Pondering’ about Texting for Seniors …

The kids have all their texting codes…like

BFF (best friends forever)

WTF (what the f***?)

LOL (laughing out loud)

 

So why not some codes for seniors:

ATD – At the Doctor’s

BFF – Best Friends Funeral

BTW – Bring the Wheelchair

BYOT – Bring Your Own Teeth

CBM – Covered by Medicare

CUATSC – See You at the Senior Center

FWIW – Forgot Where I Was

FYI – Found Your Insulin

GGPBL – Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

GHA – Got Heartburn Again

HGBM – Had Good Bowel Movement

IMHO – Is My Hearing-Aid On?

LMDO – Laughing My Dentures Out

LOL – Living on Lipitor

LWO – Lawrence Welk’s On

OMSG – Oh My! Sorry, Gas

ROFL…CGU – Rolling on the Floor Laughing…Can’t get Up!

WAITT – Who Am I Talking To?

WTFA – Wet the Furniture Again

WTP – Where’s the Prunes

WWNO – Walker Wheels Need Oil

GGLKI – Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!

DTAF – Don’t Trust A Fart

Come back and see what else Mabel’s been ponderings ….
Mabel     💗


***** FICTION: 
Mabel is a ficticious character I’ve created. Any similarities to anyone living ot otherwise is purely coincidental.