T’was the night before Christmas, and all through the town,
No noses were frozen, nor snow on the ground.
No children in flannels were tucked into bed,
They all wore their shorty pajamas instead.
To find wreaths of holly was not very hard,
For holly trees sprouted in every backyard.
In front of the houses were daddies and moms,
Decorating hibiscus and coconut palms.
The slumbering kiddies were dreaming with glee,
Hoping to find surf boards under the tree.
They all knew that Santa was well on his way,
In a fiberglass boat instead of a sleigh.
He whizzed up the rivers, zoomed up the canals,
Delivering toys to good boys and gals.
The tropical moon gave the cities a glow,
And lit the way for Santa below.
Quite soon he arrived and started to work,
He hadn’t a second to linger or shirk.
He jumped from his boat and gave a wee chuckle,
He was dressed in deck pants, with an ivy league buckle.
There weren’t any chimneys, but that caused no gloom,
For Santa came in through the Florida room.
He stopped at each house but stayed only a minute,
As he emptied his sack of the toys that were in it.
Before he departed he had a long drink,
From the glass of fresh orange juice left by the sink.
He turned with a jerk and jumped into his boat,
Knowing that he still had more toys to tote.
He put it in gear and he opened the gas,
Then up the Peace River he went like a flash!
And I heard him exclaim as he went on his way:
“Merry Christmas, Punta Gorda, I wish I could stay …. Annonymous
This is turning into a yearly repost due to the Christmas festivities that are going on at this time. I hope you enjoy it again. This was on the radio on Christmas Eve last year. Punta Gorda is a boating town 5 minutes away from me.
Merry Christmas to all ….
May your hearts be filled with magical splendor of the Holiday Season.
Blessings and many Hugs and Kisses to you !!!
Isadora ❤ hugs ❤
December 30, 2014 at 4:40 pm
Santa in the Tropics, huh? I always wondered how he handled his sleigh on sand and concrete. Now I know. 🙂 I do hope your Christmas WAS Merry.
December 26, 2014 at 12:03 pm
Oh that’s funny.
December 27, 2014 at 9:25 am
A little humor neede during these hectic times. I’m glad you enjoyed it. 😄
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December 25, 2014 at 12:06 am
Thanks for the grins and the sunshine.
December 25, 2014 at 1:55 pm
On a hectic Christmas eve, a little merriment can help relax us. Happy you enjoyed this, Frank. Merry Christmas to you and your family …!!! 🎄 😄
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