The Helicopter Ride
Bill and his wife Blanche go to the state fair every year.
Every year, Bill would say, “Blanche, I’d like to ride in that helicopter.”
Blanche always replied, “I know Bill but that helicopter ride is fifty bucks,
and fifty bucks is fifty bucks!”
One year Bill and Blanche went to the fair, and Bill said,
“Blanche, I’m 75 years old, if I don’t ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance.”
To this, Blanche replied, “Bill that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty bucks is fifty bucks.”
The pilot overheard the couple and said, “Folks I’ll make you a deal. I’ll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and don’t say a word I won’t charge you a penny but if you say one word it’s fifty bucks.”
Bill and Blanche agreed; so up they went.
The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard.
He did his daredevil tricks over and over again but still not a word.
When they landed, the pilot turned to Bill and said, “By golly, I did everything
I could to get you to yell out, but you didn’t. I’m impressed! “
Bill replied, “Well, to tell you the truth I almost said something when
Blanche fell out, but you know, Fifty bucks is fifty bucks!“
2020©Isadora DeLaVega
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Todays Thought:
Senior Texting: LMDO – laughing my dentures out
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During our current crisis, media has become our way of communicating.
To brighten up your spirits, here is a silly bit of humor.
If you have a post with something humorous, be sure to leave it in the comment area.
I’m always up for a laugh or two. I hope you are too.
LOLOL … have a Happy Week 😎
Isadora 😎
May 25, 2020 at 2:55 pm
Very nice. It certainly made me smile.
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May 25, 2020 at 7:00 pm
Glad you had a good chuckle. Thanks for commenting.
Isadora 😎
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May 19, 2020 at 3:48 pm
Hahaha! Love it!
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May 20, 2020 at 6:01 pm
It makes it all worth while to post these jokes because they make people laugh, Magarisa. Thanks for enjoying it and having a good chuckle. Isadora 😎
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May 18, 2020 at 11:03 pm
Fifty bucks is fifty bucks, but I don’t think Blanche will complain the next time he decides to spend fifty bucks on himself…
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May 20, 2020 at 6:09 pm
LOLOL … glad you enjoyed this silly little joke. I don’t like rude ones or cursing so I keep them dorky. Thanks for enjoying, Trent.
Be safe … Isadora 😎
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May 20, 2020 at 10:09 pm
Of course her ghost might say something 😉
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May 20, 2020 at 10:10 pm
LOL
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May 18, 2020 at 9:40 pm
Fifty bucks is fifty bucks
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May 20, 2020 at 6:04 pm
LOLOL – it is. Now-a-days, that’s a lot. : )
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May 18, 2020 at 9:35 pm
Querida Isadora,
Heard it before. Still funny. 😀
Shalom y abrazos,
Rochelle
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May 19, 2020 at 4:46 pm
Querida Rochelle,
You must know quite a few jokes so I’m not surprised to hear you knew this one.
Glad you enjoyed it again.
Abrazos y carino,
Isadora 😎
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May 18, 2020 at 9:26 pm
😂😂😂😂
janet
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May 18, 2020 at 8:04 pm
I like that one!
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May 19, 2020 at 4:21 pm
Loved to make people smile. If a laugh comes along that’s good too.
Hope you’re doing well aFrannk. Be sure to stay safe and avoid high risk situations. Have a lovely May … Isadora 😎😍
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