Why did they let the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks
What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?
More than enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving
What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
“If your father could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy.”
What sound does a space turkey make?
Hubble, Hubble, Hubble.
What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo?
A turkey that can pluck itself.
Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of fowl play
What holiday do they celebrate in prison?
What did the turkey say to the computer?
Google, google, google.
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
What do you call a stuffed animal?
You after Thanksgiving.
If I was a turkey, I’d be doing everything I could to taste terrible right now.
Hope these gave you a chuckle
in between your hectic preparations for Thanksgiving.
Blessings to all …