Inside the Mind of Isadora

Pondering from Mabel ….

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Grandma Rockin'Mabel says ….

I have some thoughts no one seems to be able to answer ….

1. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? Are we supposed to like it burnt? Someone said it helps a sour stomach. Hah … they can’t fool me.

2. What disease did cured ham actually have? And … why are we eating it? I hope it isn’t contagious.

3. Why does a round pizza come in a square box? I think they’re trying to test our intelligence. Hah … I fooled them. I purchase one slice at a time.

4. If the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat? I’ll bet he wasn’t a professor after all.

5. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? Babies are nice and smooth. I’m off to soak in baby oil.

Come back and see what else Mabel is pondering …..

Mabel  💗

***** Mabel is a ficticious character I’ve created. Any similarities to anyone living or other are purely coincidental.

 

Author: Inside the Mind of Isadora

Intriguing, sensitive, mysterious, loving, artistic and crackling with excitement for life is a pretty good description of who I am. I just retired from the world of art where I sold my Artfully Designed Handmade Jewelry for 28 years; although, art will always be a part of whom I am no matter what venue I choose to express it.

20 thoughts on “Pondering from Mabel ….

  1. Mabel keeps cracking me up, especially with the baby oil lol

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  2. Mabel should run for office. Any office. 😉

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  3. loved all the pondering…
    where do you get them from?

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  4. I heard burnt toast make your teeth white. That’s what the extra notches are for. My teeth aren’t quite as white but I haven’t tried burnt toast yet either.

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  5. Ah, I love Mabel’s ponderings!!!
    BTW I wonder too about the toasters!!! 😆

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  6. He was a professor of political science which made him totally useless in the real world.

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